These are my tweets for 2021 (sans replies and retweets). All the URLs are still Twitter's 't.co' ones, as the Twitter API doesn't spit out the original URL text.
- ... or people create their own fork of one and pretend it's totally original 😁😉 https://t.co/GuOvmdZNS1 Jan 01, 2021
- The googly eyes crack me up! 🤣 https://t.co/dcAGtVb88E Jan 06, 2021
- Nature's healing might have gone too far... https://t.co/JtPxbtr8OK Jan 11, 2021
- Very well played https://t.co/thoWuFItmQ Jan 12, 2021
- Oof, this one really hits hard. From now to then is the same as then to 1985 😲 https://t.co/9vWMoEg44H Jan 13, 2021
- Apparently, @NandosAUS 'free delivery' means getting someone else's order for free. I'm trying to sort it out, but the store can't be reached to via their national phone number, and their online help says to email them: https://t.co/OQ4ES6TSM2 Great customer experience! /s 😡 Jan 21, 2021
- lolololol https://t.co/M9zJ81xX1f Jan 24, 2021
- Brisbane putting on a nice sunset today 🌇 https://t.co/IKGQhFawEj Jan 28, 2021
- Haha🔥 https://t.co/2MPn2QYFQj Feb 03, 2021
- Tempting... 🤣 https://t.co/1Li3PCndv0 Feb 05, 2021
- I'm presenting at this meetup! *sweats in open source git blame* 😳😅 https://t.co/KQUcvHU8yy Feb 10, 2021
- This bloke had the same liver condition I had, and the poor guy waited 2 years on the list. I was so blessed to be able to have a job where I could still work as my liver deteriorated (including from home), and after I got on the list, I only waited ~8 weeks for my transplant. https://t.co/3TNr0x2pdF Feb 11, 2021
- Chronic illnesses take such a big toll. Even though my new liver is good, my other associated chronic health issues (like ulcerative colitis and now osteoporosis) still affect both my physical and mental wellbeing. Feb 11, 2021
- My dream of a 'normal' life post-transplant hasn't quite materialised yet. I'm so incredibly grateful to be here, but as anyone with chronic health issues can tell you, sometimes the constant appointments, procedures, medication issues, and off-days can wear you down. Feb 11, 2021
- Please, never take your health for granted ♥ Feb 11, 2021
- I'm playing Super Mario Sunshine for the first time, and it's disconcerting hearing the full voice acting for characters that are mostly-silent in other Mario games! Feb 13, 2021
- 15 years married today! Going Lego shopping without the kids! #couplegoals 😁 https://t.co/FqPKmerDtr Feb 18, 2021
- Old Lego key ring vs new one. Look how the old one's edges has been smoothed out over the past 4-ish years! https://t.co/9thr7WbbeQ Feb 19, 2021
- Gotta be Encarta 95 https://t.co/O1aecWBgvB https://t.co/kMeydwzY0I Feb 26, 2021
- After watching that Encarta 95 intro, I just realised something... Wanna feel old? 1995 back to the moon landing: ~26 years Now back to Encarta 95: ~26 years 😬🕰 https://t.co/E1xOAQrqup Feb 26, 2021
- I'm writing a blog post, and I got this when mentioning my own lack of hair. @languagetoolorg Is there a setting for disabling checking for offensive expressions when referring to one's self? (kidding!😁) https://t.co/MxIxco2AdE Feb 27, 2021
- I may have overindulged on hats 🧢😅https://t.co/jkoTucjz4s Feb 27, 2021
- For tacrolimus side effect warnings: next to the tremors/shakes mention, they should definitely highlight the resulting increased difficulty of applying Lego stickers. 😜 #transplantlife Feb 28, 2021
- Ugh #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/y5TVEUi2JR Mar 06, 2021
- Unfortunately, my body has once again conspired against me with an unscheduled hospital visit over the weekend, so I'm having to postpone this talk. 😭 https://t.co/fK9eSsS0os Mar 07, 2021
- My 5 yo: "You can only love me or [her younger sister]. You can't love us both". Me in my head: *only a sith deals in absolutes* 🤔😨 Mar 15, 2021
- Especially when it says "Chrome" when I am actually using Firefox https://t.co/mqe1ty92W2 Mar 20, 2021
- 😂🤣🤣 https://t.co/lehTFKyzV9 https://t.co/KSlXhL3p23 Mar 29, 2021
- Do you ever write something, get distracted, then come back later to see a typo that you have no idea what you meant to type? This is a review I was writing today, and I have no idea what I meant to type instead of 'fukes' 😅🤷♂️ https://t.co/n5KDzmeiUv Mar 31, 2021
- Mystery solved! I'm pretty sure that was meant to be 'files', but I went too far left on the keyboard for both the 'i' and 'l'.🕵️♂️🤦♂️😂 Mar 31, 2021
- Without revealing your age, what’s the first video game you remember playing? https://t.co/Lp8pmeICIW https://t.co/SOqZnv9qXp Apr 05, 2021
- 😱Noooooooo!! I'm gutted by this! Our Harmony is what makes our TV+receiver+ShieldTV+consoles workable from the one place 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Mjc2Ks7jwy Apr 11, 2021
- 14 KARAT GOLD!! This is probably one of my favourite Simpsons sequences 😂😂 https://t.co/3VxUYBrX1y Apr 12, 2021
- Don't dead, etc 😆 https://t.co/4X9DGkfqgx Apr 13, 2021
- I don't know what's worse: the type of dancing at a ship commissioning; the fact that the dancers didn't really seem that good; or, that the Navy can't come up with better names for supply ships than 'HMAS Supply'. https://t.co/kZwqExG9m3 Apr 14, 2021
- As an Arsenal supporter, I agree 100%. Not in our name. All these clubs, including Arsenal and its owners, should be ashamed. https://t.co/LNCwmEZgVu Apr 20, 2021
- Loving the unity of English football fans from rival clubs after the Super League fiasco. All in one voice against each of their respective greedy and shameless billionaire owners. #KroenkeOut #FSGOUT #GlazersOut Apr 21, 2021
- Sooooo good! Basically a compilation of my life in FPS games. https://t.co/z93SOhk9VK Apr 21, 2021
- Now I want to go see a SF Giants game even more! Support/therapy bunnies! 😍🤩 https://t.co/jlgr9cZfCp Apr 23, 2021
- 2007 _was_ awesome! MW1, Mario Galaxy, Bioshock, Orange Box, Mass Effect. Some of my fav games! https://t.co/yrtIifDqjH Apr 26, 2021
- We not only document GitHub Actions, but we also use it a lot in our own repo too! Just like everything in our open source docs repo, you can check out all our workflow files 👀 📈 https://t.co/qqj4HSQoCo Apr 28, 2021
- I've wanted this for aaaagggeeeessss! https://t.co/fPHfCyx5iS May 06, 2021
- I might have said this before, but the 'Sleepytime' episode of Bluey is a masterpiece. As a parent, a former child, and a lover of Holst's 'Jupiter', it's just so amazingly beautiful. 😍😭🤩 https://t.co/nORgcYWiVe May 12, 2021
- I don't know why, but I really dislike pastel colours 🤢 May 19, 2021
- I feel seen https://t.co/vhFkbPX3cM May 24, 2021
- *shudders* I can't believe these haven't been outlawed yet https://t.co/vAofKgDUdb May 29, 2021
- 😁 https://t.co/cM3GVztUL1 Jun 04, 2021
- Apparently, this is Pikachu 😳 https://t.co/UdJ8fdySVT Jun 06, 2021
- https://t.co/XiXiHZ1HNm Jun 06, 2021
- I do this all the time watching Jeopardy. I look at Des and my kids, point to my head, and say "big brain!". It does make me feel good. 🧠😂 https://t.co/MK7teAgCtv Jun 11, 2021
- *chef's kiss* https://t.co/Vm37rGzPIG Jun 14, 2021
- This was a trip down memory lane! My Sony MZ-R90 was my mobile audio device from 2000-2004 during uni. I loooved its awesome wired remote control with a screen😍. I still have it and all my mix-discs 😁 https://t.co/OXMtTVsnw8 Jun 16, 2021
- 🕣At about this time two years ago, I received the call that told me I would be having a liver transplant the next morning. ❤ Jun 16, 2021
- Interesting, but not too surprising data about COVID vaccine effectiveness for immune suppressed people, especially organ transplant recipients. https://t.co/plXDQY39Lt Jun 17, 2021
- GitHub Copilot isn't just for code! I helped out with the docs for this launch, and no joke, it was helping write its docs for me too. https://t.co/ZQT58q1gWS Jun 30, 2021
- I even researched and tested the key combinations on Windows before going to write that line, and maybe I didn’t need to! 🤯 It's not often I'm blown away by some new tech, but this definitely qualifies! Jun 30, 2021
- I love watching people getting their mind blown using GitHub Copilot! e.g. @cassidoo on her Twitch stream https://t.co/mCVV6F2Y1g Many people at GitHub have been biting their tongues about this for a while; it's so good to see the wider world get a taste with this Preview! Jul 01, 2021
- Got an obvious spam friend request on Facebook, and for once, I went to the effort of reporting it. Keep on working on that 'technology', Facebook! 🙄😕🙃 https://t.co/ggGd5jGxjf Jul 10, 2021
- This is the hospital where I had my transplant just over two years ago ♥ https://t.co/Ma5OMFHxgI Jul 13, 2021
- #Loki series summed up. Possible spoilers 😜 https://t.co/fjOQsWjdKF Jul 14, 2021
- I feel incredibly seen by this: https://t.co/eTdC6OG8Yl Jul 18, 2021
- Beautiful! I love the tiny eye movements 🦋 👀 https://t.co/vJxoQ1dR0e Jul 21, 2021
- Brisbane to host the Olympics in 2032! 🎉 🎊 Jul 21, 2021
- We've all been there! 🤗💛 #HugOps https://t.co/5j2OwSxl1x Jul 22, 2021
- Each year thousands of Australian lives are saved through the generosity of organ donors and their families. My life was saved 2 years ago when I received a new liver! 💓 Register like a life depends on it! #DonateLifeWeek2021 👉 https://t.co/9t9J4Cnfbh @donatelifetoday https://t.co/jhyc4p6RTN Jul 26, 2021
- The memories of this Flash animation... I'm old 😂 https://t.co/0nqglZI8Lo Jul 26, 2021
- I knew other people must be thinking the same thing, and I wasn't disappointed! 😂 https://t.co/7UHxNVoreT Jul 26, 2021
- Get in, girls!! https://t.co/iWhYwJYgQn Jul 30, 2021
- Sign me up for this too! https://t.co/tzFVcGy3ok Jul 31, 2021
- Haha https://t.co/QZBWXTrLkZ Aug 02, 2021
- I am so guilty of this for tech stuff 😶🙊 https://t.co/1qnash8ZxT Aug 11, 2021
- I didn't think that Teamviewer made the kind of money to be able to afford a PL team's shirt sponsorship, let alone a team as big as Manchester United. 🤷♂️ Aug 15, 2021
- Noice! 😁😆 https://t.co/ywHpMoSzLT Aug 15, 2021
- New blog post: "Using a Cheap(ish) Android Tablet as a Digital Photo Frame" It really turned out great! https://t.co/R52Z9oElEw Aug 15, 2021
- This is hilarious 🤣 https://t.co/7LBrcsW38U Aug 21, 2021
- It still amazes me how fast and often we deploy docs changes to production at GitHub. Just in the last 24 hours, we did ~28 production deploys. 🤯 That's more than a deployment every hour. 📝🏃♂️💨 Aug 25, 2021
- *hugs* to our engineering team! Aug 25, 2021
- 😂 😂 🤣🙁😭 https://t.co/zk5yvlkRmN Aug 30, 2021
- I love Ted Lasso, but one thing that's always bothered me: they have the same locker room for their training ground and the match stadium. With biggish clubs, those fields are almost never located adjacent to each other! I can't think of one PL or Championship clubs that are. Sep 11, 2021
- Cleaning out our car, and we found our old iPod Nano (5th gen)! When on flights for work, I remember watching episodes of Battlestar Galactica on this tiny thing, as well as listening to the Mario Galaxy soundtrack. iPods were the best devices Apple have ever made. https://t.co/Wx5YjGAMsZ Sep 19, 2021
- Just noticed that Firefox on Android now *finally* supports security keys via Web Authentication again. It's taken waaaay too long (maybe over a year?) to get this working again after the refresh of Firefox on Android, but better late than never! https://t.co/ZAxd0rvxXm Sep 19, 2021
- Haha! https://t.co/Wc8KDiNdXB Sep 26, 2021
- Yes! I have cheat set up in my Zsh configuration: https://t.co/OaeJaUXDms 💪🚀 https://t.co/oaMG8ZHS6z Sep 28, 2021
- I've waited aaaages for this! So much better for technical writers, not having to resort to the blame view! 🎉 🎉 https://t.co/F9gN67wRT7 Oct 01, 2021
- Thanks sooo much to this dude for solving annoying music skipping in my car on my Pixel 5! https://t.co/UTSSvASoRJ 🦸♂️🌠 Oct 02, 2021
- The Giants win NL West and the Yankees make the AL wildcard game! Great weekend of baseball! ⚾ Oct 04, 2021
- Really interesting write-up on the Facebook outage: https://t.co/MPeXvwqDw0 Oct 05, 2021
- I'm pretty excited to build this!🤩😁 https://t.co/GU97a8Q9uc Oct 05, 2021
- Third dose for me, hopefully really soon! 🤞 💉 https://t.co/dXBUSYJ9SP Oct 08, 2021
- 🤔 Should I buy a Stream Deck mini for Zoom calls? Oct 10, 2021
- So proud of my daughter's story writing! "sory mate I talk". 😂 🐬🤣 https://t.co/IjmViFFzkI Oct 11, 2021
- Each time I read this, I rediscover something hilariously new 😁. Am I a bad father for sharing this? Oct 11, 2021
- Gutted about the #GiantsVsDodgers game today 😭😭😭 Oct 15, 2021
- All of them, except 4 🥵😅 https://t.co/oopjfGoc5S Oct 15, 2021
- AusPost: the masters of building up anticipation+hope 🤩, then dashing it hours later 😭 https://t.co/DMmktx0lrI Oct 19, 2021
- If they were going to cast Wahlberg as Sully, they should have at least greyed his hair up a bit and made him grow a moustache! THE MOUSTACHE MAKES THE CHARACTER! https://t.co/OmCEXkPiQ1 Oct 21, 2021
- This is so awesome. 😂 https://t.co/82o86kuQkT Oct 29, 2021
- 😬😬😬 https://t.co/tDlqJsOgbM Oct 30, 2021
- I'm watching my first live Arsenal game in aaagesss. I think I'm just too old to watch anything but the early Saturday games. Anything after midnight here in AU is just too much for this old man now 😂😭 Oct 30, 2021
- Ok, this time I'm *really* going to try to use the Android gesture navigation 📱 Nov 09, 2021
- I'm only alive because of one of the TTSLTSWBD! 😆 https://t.co/Pk7gjCzJON Nov 11, 2021
- ⚡ Random thought of the day🤔: I wonder if the phrase "penny for your thoughts" has ever involved the actual exchange of money for the aforementioned thoughts. Nov 16, 2021
- Love seeing the Aussie women playing so well for Arsenal! https://t.co/bTYX8c29hk Nov 18, 2021
- In our house, 'DO NOT TUMBLE DRY' is more of a suggestion than a rule. Nov 21, 2021
- Especially thankful for my donor and their family today.💝 Yesterday, I mowed the front lawn! https://t.co/2TkKV34FhQ Nov 21, 2021
- Ted Densen is the best! Well done, Channel 9 social media people! 👏 https://t.co/3o2nfICMLq Nov 25, 2021
- Never forget that this masterpiece exists https://t.co/7DR6RFqXXb Nov 26, 2021
- Is this what happened to you, @bricewords? https://t.co/k5oOMIJqmL Dec 02, 2021
- This is a permanent part of my vocabulary. Whenever somebody is unsafely crossing the road in front of me, I always say it!😂 https://t.co/2Yqcm2fkua Dec 02, 2021
- smh at the stupid #NotAnOrganDonorAnymore people. Do they know the strict screening and testing that a person has to go through to get on a transplant list? There are LOTS of things a transplant committee in Australia 'discriminates' on in terms of who gets a transplant! Dec 08, 2021
- Adding one more thing (a COVID vaccine, if medically appropriate) to that list isn't too bad! Vaccines and transplants are both life-saving gifts! btw, if you're not an organ donor yet, sign up to be one here: https://t.co/jPFDrDTJPY Somebody who did saved my life ♥ Dec 08, 2021
- "Improved header spacing to preserve vertical space" Yassss, finally! https://t.co/rx1rYltv32 Dec 09, 2021
- Brachiosaurus! https://t.co/4HwIlIuzuB Dec 15, 2021
- Finished season 1 of Foundation and loved it. (epic space opera is my jam) Although, the hardest thing to believe—even amongst things like cloning, spaceships, space elevators etc— was people with perfectly fine British accents repeatedly saying the word 'math'.🤮 Dec 17, 2021
- 'Straya! https://t.co/o5Nfxr1tch Dec 20, 2021
- I have a Karabiner mapping (a key remapper) to get around this madness in Slack! https://t.co/jpMDjvFKKB Dec 21, 2021
- Anyone who makes a kids movie longer than 100 mins either hasn't had kids, or likes angering parents. Dec 24, 2021
- Home is where the familiar toilet and shower are. Dec 25, 2021
- Ooof, Encanto was great! If you watch it on Disney Plus, I highly recommend watching with English subtitles on, so you get to read the English lyrics of 'Dos Oruguitas' captioned with the Spanish version of the song near the end of the movie 😭👏. https://t.co/tIZu4bGnun Dec 27, 2021
- Wordle 193 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nailed it 🤑 Dec 29, 2021
- After having rewatched it a few times now (thanks, kids 😜), I think that Encanto is now my favourite Disney animated musical. Such a beautiful story that's well-paced, but mostly it's that every song is so fantastically written and performed. Dec 31, 2021
- Disney should lock up Lin-Manuel Miranda in a cave and get him to write musicals for them forever. Dec 31, 2021