These are my tweets for 2015 (minus replies and retweets). All the URLs are still Twitter's 't.co' ones, as the Twitter API doesn't spit out the original URL text.

• Watched the recent Hobbit movie today, and I think the moment I stopped taking it seriously was when the drop bear happened. Jan 02, 2015
• First sighting in Brisbane! Still waiting for a test drive 🙁 @TeslaMotors http://t.co/UwwlxsbYZP Jan 03, 2015
• Me fail English? That's unpossible! https://t.co/axARHljtWz Jan 05, 2015
• Awww, the first launch I was watching live in a while, just got scrubbed 🙁 http://t.co/0zEiwaTzgB... http://t.co/1eFDmjOrds Jan 06, 2015
• The Emperor is most displeased with my apparent lack of progress... http://t.co/FIVSGE2CKL http://t.co/HUc32pIS9x Jan 06, 2015
• Merry Christmas to all my Orthodox friends who celebrate today! http://t.co/E0w7WyIiuA Jan 06, 2015
• That panic moment when your house is an aboslute pigsty, and the parish Priest comes over for the house blessing 😐 Jan 08, 2015
• I've had so many blood tests over the last 5 years, but this is the first time I've gotten a sticker! 😀 http://t.co/5uDWsO3Hre Jan 15, 2015
• Now I really feel old. http://t.co/l55DoOEUBJ Jan 23, 2015
• Yep, waiting at the doctors can be boring... http://t.co/KBASfDg8Hj Jan 27, 2015
• Australia! Asian champions! Jan 31, 2015
• woooo, official WALL-E Lego set! http://t.co/CLDoANWsY0 Feb 04, 2015
• The Donkey Kong Country minecart levels are the product of someone who has a deep loathing for humanity. Feb 08, 2015
• Des has been on maternity leave for one day, and she's already telling me who Ellen had on her show today :\ Feb 09, 2015
• New blog post 'Comics & Star Wars Canon': http://t.co/Exq2dglJuW Feb 14, 2015
• The Grand Emporium is finished! 😀 #EverythingisAwesome http://t.co/iWFqzuTbCj Feb 21, 2015
• Aaaaaaand we have another blackout. Twice in one week is new :/ @Energex Feb 28, 2015
• Using Star Wars quotes to argue politics. I approve. http://t.co/0TkUNLbjYF #NetNeutrality Mar 01, 2015
• I love the style of the new Princess Leia comic! http://t.co/pvMcIbpu4B Mar 06, 2015
• I can't believe I'm actually considering becoming a Telstra customer again, but the alternative is far worse :\ Mar 23, 2015
• This will be me over the next few days: Lego and nappies! http://t.co/aBdkO64BDQ Mar 29, 2015
• New blog post "Everything Changes: I’m Now a Dad": http://t.co/J8v3p7RX1N Apr 03, 2015
• Jeepers, season two of the Walking Dead game was intense! Apr 05, 2015
• Okay, I might be slightly losing it over the new Star Wars trailer. Looks freaking awesome. #Stormtrooper #BB8 Apr 16, 2015
• Now with the Battlefront teaser released too, I'm getting a bit of Star Wars excitement overload!! Apr 18, 2015
• Shocking that 1 @Telstra fibre run under a footpath supplies services for 1/4 of a major city. There should be more redundancy than that. May 05, 2015
• After two months of torture and tribulation against Telstra, I finally have a working cable connection. http://t.co/2rEnpGqZpN #speedtest May 20, 2015
• big surprise! (sarcasm) https://t.co/EizOTOb325 May 20, 2015
• *tears* Great video, become an organ donor and #DonateLife https://t.co/xJkWA0CMfH http://t.co/YDyeYx8aDt May 27, 2015
• Arsenal!! FA Cup champions!! 😀 #SinceArsenalLastWonATrophy May 30, 2015
• I'll be happy if the final episode of Community Season 6 serves as the finale for the series, it was fantastic. My emotions, MY EMOTIONS! Jun 06, 2015
• Let's do it! 😉 https://t.co/o6fSszAVhH Jun 06, 2015
• You're at a certain point in your life when you are standing in line in a dept store with 20 other men (and one woman) waiting for Lego. Jun 09, 2015
• Yay, my Pebble Time has shipped 😀 Jun 10, 2015
• Jurassic World was both terrible and fantastic at the same time! Jun 12, 2015
• Some quick Windows 10 Tech Preview thoughts: http://t.co/xJGHlrpihO Jun 14, 2015
• Yay, Pebble Time! The voice dictation for text replies is the killer new feature for me! http://t.co/iQyzdElVo8 Jun 20, 2015
• 5 years ago I was diagnosed with PSC. Help me raise awareness so more research can be done to find a cure. #PSCaware http://t.co/S1Hnjwcu4n Jun 21, 2015
• Other than the jaundice (thankfully!), yep yep yep #PSCaware https://t.co/3RgX1zIRpS Jun 23, 2015
• I think I may have a Yoshi problem. http://t.co/OWN6jmILdm Jun 25, 2015
• I really enjoyed watching 'Kingsman: The Secret Service'. Great movie. Jul 05, 2015
• The past 10 years have not been kind on me 😉 http://t.co/p2eOS0AOKh Jul 06, 2015
• Senator Moore's office are so aware of technology they are trying to recall an incorrect email sent to me about the Copyright Amendment bill Jul 08, 2015
• Chores are done! 😉 https://t.co/JwypEIRsy8 Jul 13, 2015
• Had my first missing piece in a Lego set today 🙁 Belief system is shattered. 😛 Jul 14, 2015
• The Mr Meeseeks episode of 'Rick and Morty' is the most I've laughed in a long time. Jul 14, 2015
• New blog post about using a NUC running Plex Home Theater for my living room media player: "Plexing with a NUC" http://t.co/1zqKp2bf53 Jul 15, 2015
• #YaGunnersYa https://t.co/cvjQ40qjkc Jul 19, 2015
• When you change nameservers on multiple domains, and all quickly start resolving *except* the one domain you were really wanting to :/ Jul 22, 2015
• Does anybody have a Cherry MX switch sampler that I could borrow? I'm looking at mechanical keyboards, but no idea what I would prefer... :S Jul 25, 2015
• Free upgrade from 200GB to 500GB quota! Thanks, @Telstra! 🙂 Jul 26, 2015
• My new blog post about 'The Horrific Reality Behind Yoshi’s Woolly World' 😉 http://t.co/XmVY5NhqDz #YoshiIsEvil Jul 28, 2015
• Yep, piracy is killing the Australian film industry. Turns out if you make good movies, they make lots of money! http://t.co/BYumY61nNx Aug 01, 2015
• Wowsers, the new Google Translate is pretty amazing. Aug 04, 2015
• I'll be doing a presentation on organ donation for @DonateLifeToday Week at work tomorrow. Visit http://t.co/CSCPiNcGkb to become a donor! Aug 06, 2015
• Just did a presentation at work on organ donation for DonateLife Week! Slides here: http://t.co/NPvR6GH278 #sayYESsavelives & #havethechat! Aug 07, 2015
• To cap off DonateLife Week 2015, I've written a blog post about living with liver disease, and anxiety with it. http://t.co/snpkWl9kz9 Aug 09, 2015
• Getting used to typing on Cherry MX Brown switches. New keyboard goodness! Difference in noise is substantial, but the feeling is good! Aug 17, 2015
• Other than a few bugs, I am really enjoying using Cinnamon as my desktop environment for Fedora at work (much more than GNOME3!). Aug 19, 2015
• That's right, I'm actually "investing" 😉 "LEGO a 'better investment than shares and gold'" http://t.co/BcyhmKhqaQ Aug 23, 2015
• 'Rick and Morty' is hands-down my favourite TV show in the world right now. This second season has been phenomenally funny so far. Aug 31, 2015
• The new Google logo looks like something off a Fisher-Price toy. Sep 03, 2015
• I'm so psyched at being able to build this! 😀 #WALLE #LEGO http://t.co/p4M56IfX2Y Sep 05, 2015
• I was just in Mr Toys in the City feeling bags of Lego minifigures for the ones I wanted; there were 4 other grown men doing the same thing. Sep 08, 2015
• New blog post: 'Steam Home Streaming with Ori' http://t.co/I3DTxiq9uG Sep 08, 2015
• Today's realisation: I don't think I've ever used the right shift key. Sep 13, 2015
• New blog post: "It’s a Great Time to be a Star Wars Fan" http://t.co/JZrlsuhXXR Sep 27, 2015
• Although the workflow can be a PITA sometimes, writing in asciidoc using Atom and pushing changes in git does make me feel a bit l33t. Oct 08, 2015
• Squeee, Star Wars: Battlefront open beta! This weekend only! 😀 Oct 09, 2015
• I'm loving my new Lenovo T450s work laptop. I'm actually taking it to meetings now! Oct 15, 2015
• Midnight Star Wars tickets secured! 😀 Can't wait! Oct 20, 2015
• Blog post about getting a new keyboard: https://t.co/jEhBmQc8fq. Side note: I always seem to type keyboard as 'keybaord'. :\ Nov 01, 2015
• Everything seems to be about Fallout 4 atm. I've barely seen anything about StarCraft 2: Legacy of the Void. Nov 02, 2015
• I don't care what the haters are saying, I'm really enjoying Star Wars: Battlefront. It's so amazingly gorgeous, and has nailed the vibe. Nov 21, 2015
• So my 20mnth old PS3 (that replaced my original PS3 with dead BR drive) just crapped its graphics chip. Very disappointed :\ @PlayStationAU Nov 25, 2015
• My first experience of Exploding Kittens was quite enjoyable! Nov 26, 2015
• Hey Duggee would have to be my favourite ABC Kids show atm! Dec 07, 2015
• Here with all the other children for an advance screening of The Good Dinosaur! 😀 Dec 13, 2015
• Wow. Not perfect, but such a fantastic ride! Nailed the original feel, can't wait to see it again! Stay off the internet to not get spoiled! Dec 16, 2015
• Puntastic!! https://t.co/0pctaUYVmA Dec 18, 2015
• Star Wars was even better the second time around! Des even explained some of the plot that I missed! Dec 18, 2015
• After my second viewing, here are my thoughts on 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' LOTS OF SPOILERS!!! https://t.co/ZAf2HMxItT Dec 18, 2015
• Lots of very excited space geeks on the internet at the moment! https://t.co/thHqzwfeHg Dec 22, 2015
• Best and Worst time! My view of the year of stuff I watched, played, and read. https://t.co/IaRzAm4L33 Dec 29, 2015